how can u be prego again
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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