I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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