The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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