Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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