i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Randomize
