p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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