My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
and you fell through a lawn chair
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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