it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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