well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Randomize
