What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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