Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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