Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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