just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
did i walk over a car last night?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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