From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She told me I should be a condom model.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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