Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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