i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I need moral support for this bender
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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