thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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