we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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