We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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