Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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