I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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