Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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