This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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