She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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