The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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