Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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