apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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