I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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