im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I'm really busy with my period
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