Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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