he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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