ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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