Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
