I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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