That's intense
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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