And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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