There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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