Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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