Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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