good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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