sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
