the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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