I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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