No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
her facebook's as public as her vagina
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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