how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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