Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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