ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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