Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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