im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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