just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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